Msho
Msho (pronounced “Muh-show”) isn’t exactly a mastermind. In fact, he’s barely capable of tying his own shoes, let alone navigating the cosmos.
Billions of years ago, in a reality far more sophisticated than our own, Msho was just looking for a quick payday. His brilliant plan to "borrow" some untraceable cash from a high-security government lab went spectacularly wrong when he accidentally fumbled a delicate science experiment. That catastrophic blunder? We call it The Big Bang. Msho didn't just escape his home universe through a portal, he accidentally stumbled into existence a whole new one because he was too distracted looking for loot.
Due to the effects of inter-universal time dilation, the last 13 billion years have felt like a single, confusing afternoon to him. He hasn't used that time to get any smarter, either. Whether he’s chasing a bag of money or trying to impress a girlfriend he doesn't have, Msho’s schemes almost always end in disaster because he simply doesn't understand how anything works.
Msho is remarkably useless at most tasks and has a unique talent for getting stuck in odd situations. Download his game today, he’s clearly not smart enough to get out of this one on his own!
Msho’s Sewer Smash
After 13 billion years of wandering the cosmos looking for easy money and a date, Msho has finally managed to get himself stuck in the most disgusting place in the universe. He isn't smart enough to solve the physics of his own escape—so he needs you to do it for him.
Aim & Launch: Use simple physics to bounce Msho through treacherous levels.
Power-Up: Utilize Shields, Fireballs, and Splitters to clear the path.
Survive the Depths: Help Msho avoid destruction in a world he technically created (but doesn't understand).
He’s useless, he’s broke, and he’s in over his head. Download now and save Msho from himself!
MFR: Msho’s Fried Rats
Msho is back—and he’s launched his grandest, grossest scheme yet. Armed with zero culinary skills and a questionable understanding of hygiene, he’s opening a fine-dining establishment to win over his dream girl, Brenda. The secret ingredient? Freshly caught pests and a deep porcelain soak.
Catch & Prep: Conquer chaotic arcade minigames to hunt maze rats, gather glowing nuclear slime, and whack caramel cockroaches—then soften them up in the toilet before cooking!
Serve the Chaos: Master fast-paced kitchen management by frying, microwaving, and serving absurd dishes to impatient customers.
Impress the VIP: Keep Msho’s crush Brenda fed at the VIP table before her patience runs out—and try not to get caught stealing from her purse!
Stupid-Classy Renovations: Gather absurd materials to upgrade your dumpster-fire eatery with mustard-painted "gold" walls, trash-bag tuxedos, and questionable decor.
He’s clueless, he’s desperate, and his food is a health hazard. Get ready to cook, prep, and survive in Msho’s Fried Rats!
